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Questions and Observations

My fine ass neighbor shoveled my drive way and when I went over to say thank you he invited me in...I met his fiance in August, but I haven't seen her car for like a month. Is it wrong for me to be plotting on this man?
Why does it seem like Asian and Mexicans are the only small buisness owners???
Why do I have to compromise, and how far does showing up naked get me???
Devout Christians = Annoying MotherFuckers
If you are born a man who likes women, then have a sex change to become a woman, but you still like women, Are you a lesbian???
Is the media building up Barak so that they can tear him down in the end WHEN he becomes the democratic candidate?
Why did I just see Janet Jackson promting ... Making the Band 3???
Why do Republicans always want to argue with democrats about politics??? It's like they sit at home defensively preparing for chances to explain to the world why they are members of such a f'ed up party.